Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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