is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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