The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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