i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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