Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
