There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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