So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
