Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There's always time for handjobs
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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