Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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