in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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