well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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