Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He kissed a someone with a penis
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
