kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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