are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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