it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My vagina just recognized that song.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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