we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Randomize
