Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
There r osticjed everywhere
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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