i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have post one night stand depression
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