she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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