Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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