Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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