Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just tell him i said nine months
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Randomize
