one two three fourrrrnication!
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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