i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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