Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
