Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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