Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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