What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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