ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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