Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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