She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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