ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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