Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I will be naked everywhere
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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