i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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