Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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