If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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