Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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