just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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