No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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