I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Randomize
