I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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