Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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