is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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