I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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