what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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