She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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