Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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