alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
this is an emotional support booty call
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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