Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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