very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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